A co-worker named Amy

K, so there's this co-worker I have named Amy.
We share a desk. She works days and I work nights.
I work in a customer support department in case you
didn't know that already. Here is what happened:

At work, they said it would be more "ergonomic" to
have these retarded things called 'Risers' put under
our computer monitors. I think it's plain bullshit. It
hurts my neck and gives me headaches. The keyboard
is closer to me, therefore, I have to put alot of pressure
on my wrists. That, itself, can cause carpal tunnel.
Which in fact, is not good for my health at all. It actually
puts me at risk for more shit to happen to me. Here
is a picture of one of the retarded risers:Now what I did was simply take the risers off. I
didn't place them back on before the next shift came
which led to a stupid note that went like this:

"DO NOT TAKE THESE RISERS OFF. PER HR!!!"

She then proceeded to put TWO, not ONE, but TWO underlines
under the 'PER HR' line. Well what I also forgot to
mention is she has all of this origami crap on her side
of the desk. Seriously, who the fuck has that much time
on their hands? OBVIOUSLY HER.
This is what I would like to say to her.