Texts from me to Hannah.
So today I totally cleaned and it was amazing. I put up
some home decor also. I'm on my way to the Starbucks to grab
a drink. I don't know what else will get me through the day.
If only Starbucks would let me pay 3 bucks more for some bourbon
in my frappaccino or even Vodka mm. I'm not picky. Well
with today's short post here's a funny pic courtesy of natalie Dee.
Greetings!
I figured before I head into work, I'd
post a picture of my World of Warcraft
toon, her name is Nymfae (YES I did name
her after Nympho. Don't hate.) I wanted
to geek out today and share her with ya'll
.. she's a gnome for now, was a Blood Elf.
She will soon be a Blood Elf again. Hehe. 
Also, I thought this was pretty cool.
Thank you again Thinkgeek.com!
I totally need these salt & pepper shakers
this guy has been a homie of mine for some time.
I just wanted to take time to devote this
post to a friend of mine that is helping
me out with this cold I am going through. TY.
K, so there's this co-worker I have named Amy.
We share a desk. She works days and I work nights.
I work in a customer support department in case you
didn't know that already. Here is what happened:
At work, they said it would be more "ergonomic" to
have these retarded things called 'Risers' put under
our computer monitors. I think it's plain bullshit. It
hurts my neck and gives me headaches. The keyboard
is closer to me, therefore, I have to put alot of pressure
on my wrists. That, itself, can cause carpal tunnel.
Which in fact, is not good for my health at all. It actually
puts me at risk for more shit to happen to me. Here
is a picture of one of the retarded risers:
Now what I did was simply take the risers off. I
didn't place them back on before the next shift came
which led to a stupid note that went like this:
"DO NOT TAKE THESE RISERS OFF. PER HR!!!"
She then proceeded to put TWO, not ONE, but TWO underlines
under the 'PER HR' line. Well what I also forgot to
mention is she has all of this origami crap on her side
of the desk. Seriously, who the fuck has that much time
on their hands? OBVIOUSLY HER.
This is what I would like to say to her.
Penis. I would suck it to have a bigger effect.
I'm sick at the moment with a cold. Nyquil ain't
really helping and I'm allergic to Dayquil - go figure!
The only thing I can think of at the moment is eating
something -- maybe cheerios orrr frosted mini wheats
mmmm. Tonight I go to work, whoopee! Not so much.
Well despite how much I feel like shit I manage to
put a smile on my own face =P I think this will
make you laugh too. I saw this post at Shauna Glenn
Can you imagine?? Making a neckpiece
(it's a reference from World of Warcraft)
out of your very own VAGINA. Om gawd. Lol, I love it!
I would never get one, but I am curious now to see what mine looks like o.O
Etsy shop (they even have a Uterus pillow!) : Vulva Love Lady
I have this friend called Hannah. She
is my best friend going on 8 years now.
Here is what she texted me the other
night:
Greetings!
Okay so I don't know how many of you know
about this store called Fred Flare. To me, it's
the shit. It has all this weird random crap
that I love. For those of you that do not
know about this magnificent store NEED
to go. here is the link: www.fredflare.com
Check out some of the good shit they carry, yo!
Hi everyone!
My name is Devan Evangeline! I have a dog named
Arthur. (King Arthur from Sword in the Stone) I love
green beans, frozen yogurt and about every single
episode of Golden Girls. No worries though, I still
love ATHF, Reno 911, Ren & Stimpy and so on...
In this blog you will find random shit in all honesty.
But for starters here's something not so random, it's
a picture of Arthur... freaking devil. Enjoy! 
